Here is an interesting little convo I had with my friend Sam. He raises rabbits but is not a hippie. He was talking about some of his rabbits when he dropped the bomb that he eats them…….
Sam Whut?!? says:
the other ones are going to be tasty
Sam Whut?!? says:
hey man have you read case for Christ?
Sam Whut?!? says:
there was this one night I was contemplating stuff and was gonna drive out to cell phone range and call you to discuss things
eddie def says:
man - you should sometime
eddie def says:
you eat these rabbits??!!
eddie def says:
What the heck is wrong with you?! Your making Candace cry....
Sam Whut?!? says:
yeah rabbit is amazing
it's the most lean meat ever
Sam Whut?!? says:
killing them is kinda sketch though
eddie def says:
I read Case for Christ a bunch of years ago...
eddie def says:
how do you do it?
Sam Whut?!? says:
but once you get past it (I only have ever done one before I ever came to BC) they say it's no problem
you bop them on the head with something hard
and slit their jug
then bleed them
alive
then hang them uppside down
by the feet
slice the stomach up (without cutting the organs)
Sam Whut?!? says:
then around the "parts"
then around the feet
and peel the skin off like a sock
it's gross
Sam Whut?!? says:
the meat is so good
Sam Whut?!? says:
I was in highschool when I did the first one
I was pretty effected
I felt sick
Sam Whut?!? says:
and it took time to get over
Sam Whut?!? says:
but i have eaten rabbit for easter and stuff (ones I didn't kill) and it is amazing
Sam Whut?!? says:
so I am hoping I get over it fast when it comes time
aparantly if they wake up while you slit them their cries sound like little children skreeching
Sam Whut?!? says:
they told me that last year it happened and eveyone ran out of the house to see cause they thought is was one of the kids
Sam Whut?!? says:
it's pretty sick, even for me
(not the screaming, never head it)
Sam Whut?!? says:
heard
Sam Whut?!? says:
total blair witch
eddie def says:
yeah man
EDIT: Please do not kill rabbits.
5 comments:
that is so gross
you guys are crazy...
eating a rabbit
what did they ever do to you?
what did the rabit do to me? Well, it looked at me and said, "ooh, look at me, I'm tasty." then ran away- so, naturally, I chased it down. Then I ate it. And as I ate it, I heard him saying somethign to me from Heaven and it sounded something like "Jesus grows better carrots than you do!" So I got angry and asked Jesus to smite the rabbit, and sure enough he did. The rabit came back to life, and I got to eat him again. He was quiet that time.
You're probably thinking "that didn't happen." that's not the point of the story. That never ever happened nor would it happen. The whole point is that rabbit tastes like chicken.
But chicken tastes like everything....
The big difference is that rabbits have fur and chickens have feathers.
Um...kink of late to make an additional post...but here's my two cents...I raise meat rabbits (save money/organic source of lean meat) and used to BOP them over the head quick like, UNTIL one of them came back alive when I was trying to cut the head off during the skinning process. Not fun. Bop them hard or use another more reliable method!
Wow look at the hits! Was just telling someone about this today and decided to look it up! I'm famous!
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